A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.
A hard man is good to find.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.