Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
I'm single because I was born that way.