It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
It takes two to get one in trouble.
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.