In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
I've been things and seen places.
Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.
all pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on.