JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.
I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.