When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.