Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

Pour him out of here!

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.