Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I know so much about men because I went to night school.