Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.