Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
Sex is emotion in motion.
I know so much about men because I went to night school.
Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
When in doubt take a bath