Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

The score never interested me, only the game.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.