Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.

For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.

Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.