Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.