Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.