Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.