Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.