Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

Well behaved women do not make history.

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.