I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.