Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

all pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.