Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

I never set out to make men a career; it just happened that way.

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself

One more drink and I'll be under the host.