Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Live close, visit often.

Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you

One more drink and I'll be under the host.