Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.