Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.
Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.