A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.