When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.