When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I know so much about men because I went to night school.

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.