When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.

men are not realists - only women are.

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action