Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.

I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?