Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.