Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.

The score never interested me, only the game.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.