I know so much about men because I went to night school.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
When in doubt take a bath
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.