It takes two to get one in trouble.
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.
I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.
Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.