I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Ice is nice at any price.
Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.