I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.