Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

More people saw me than saw Napoleon, Lincoln and Cleopatra. I was better known than Einstein and Picasso. ... I changed the fashion of two continents. The style of the Gay Nineties became the rage ... women were trying to walk and talk like me. Women became more sex-conscious - sex was out in the open and fun.

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.