men are not realists - only women are.
Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.