Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.
I never set out to make men a career; it just happened that way.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.