When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
all pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.