Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.

[On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I wanted to lift that hemline a little bit more.

Diamonds talk, and I can stand listenin' to 'em often.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.

In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.