It takes two to get one in trouble.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.