Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
men are not realists - only women are.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.