I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
Live close, visit often.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.