A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.

In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.