Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

Life is a crisis - so what!

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.