Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.