Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.