Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.