Life is a crisis - so what!

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

Life is a crisis - so what!

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.