I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.

Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.