There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to be successful.

One of the glorious things about being a person in the world is that you don't have to worry about whether or not someone else is trying to be creepy.

If you’re so forgetful that you’re incapable of remembering that a co-worker isn’t pregnant on three separate occasions in as many months, I worry about your memory and cognition skills.

As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and painful for you to perform, and he's still very satisfied with your sex life. Take him at his word.

An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day.

I don't know of any way to control the subject of one's dreams although I'm fairly certain there are more than a few types of psychoanalysis dedicated to the topic.

Five-foot-8 is a perfectly normal height for a woman - it's slightly but not at all unusually tall and certainly shouldn't be causing you any torment.