Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.

I don't really compartmentalize well. I'm in a state of anxiety and panic a lot, but it's for different reasons. It used to be because I had nothing going on, but I work very hard and there doesn't seem to be an end to it.

We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love animals so much. We’re aware of it all and have to process it. The way we each handle being human is where all the good stories, jokes, art, wisdom, revelations, and bullshit come from.

The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety.

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.

When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.