Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.

Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment.

When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.

I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.

Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's a mutual respect there.

I know that the podcast is typically something I can do forever, because it's mine; it's just me and my producer and business partner, so it's our business.

Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.