Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.

There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness.

I don't really compartmentalize well. I'm in a state of anxiety and panic a lot, but it's for different reasons. It used to be because I had nothing going on, but I work very hard and there doesn't seem to be an end to it.

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.

My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect for or not, and being challenged by the immediacy of conversation.