You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'
Marc MaronThe Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
Marc MaronAs a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.
Marc MaronWe live in an age where people are like, "I'd love to catch up. Maybe text me later? But don't call because I don't really listen to my messages. But if you text me..." We've displaced interaction into sound bites and untethered phrases and sentences that come up on the phone as Twitter feed.
Marc Maron