I know that the podcast is typically something I can do forever, because it's mine; it's just me and my producer and business partner, so it's our business.

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.

When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.

Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing it out over time on stage and in front of people until it becomes a full bit.

There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked stuff, and I would take it to the hotel, and it was making me fat.

Any comic can get on the radio show and be funny. You can get that on any morning radio show or afternoon radio show. There are plenty of people who do that. It's not a difficult format, to sit around with two or three comics and be funny.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.