It always astounds me that over the course of my career, and having lived in four comedy cities - New York, Boston, San Francisco, and Los Angeles - there's very few people I haven't run into.

I'm not fundamentally a writer. I know writers, and I have a tremendous amount of respect for them. It bothers me that no matter how well I do it, it's not really my format.

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

I was married once before, and I stopped.

In a lot of ways, I'm seeking some sort of peace of mind for myself. I'm a fairly emotionally petty, resentful guy who has an inflated sense of himself, and I needed to take that down a notch.

I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics.