It always astounds me that over the course of my career, and having lived in four comedy cities - New York, Boston, San Francisco, and Los Angeles - there's very few people I haven't run into.

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

I look at every book as a self-help book.