I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.
Marc MaronThey are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.
Marc MaronThere's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
Marc MaronI always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
Marc Maron