On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.

I was married once before, and I stopped.

They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.

Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh.

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.