On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.

When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.

For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.

I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.