Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.