Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.