I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.