I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

Britain is obsessed with political correctness.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.