I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.