I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.