I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.