I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck.

Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.