Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'