Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

Jim Henson was an absolute genius.