Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.