I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.

Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.