I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.