And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.