And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

This goes out to the followers of the three Abrahamic religions: To the Jews, Christians, and Muslims. It's just a little thing, really. But do you think that when you're done smashing up the world and blowing each other to bits and demanding special privileges while you're at it... do you think the rest of us could have our planet back?

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.