Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with.

I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

I have so much hate that it has turned into love.

Let's not hate ourselves. We are all we have. We cannot change anything until we accept that. I cannot do this alone. I don't love myself enough to do it alone, but I can do it if we have a pact, if I am keeping up my end of the bargain. I have been a longtime perpetrator of hate crimes against myself, and I am turning myself in. I have had enough.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity.

George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.