I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -

I always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes.

I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity.

Kim Kardashian is a kind of archetype. But she owns her beauty and is tremendously successful. There's no tragedy, there's no drug story. There's just her and her fame and her beauty. But Anna Nicole created that template of somebody that you'd want to watch on reality TV. Somebody that you'd want to invite into your home or as a role model, in terms of beauty and lifestyle and glamour.

I think that when you are accused of being in bad taste it can be quite positive. You're challenging the notions of polite society. I'd like to put across the notion that bad taste is actually good for you.

I don't like people telling other people what to do. Sex work for a lot of women is really important, especially in countries where women don't have a lot of power. Here we can have at least some form ... of making money.