Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.
I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.