My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around time

Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the stuff that does. I think it just depends. It's a completely personal choice.